I found this in my oldest daughter's (8) room. In case you can't make out the details:

1. Always be respectful to the captain
2. Always bring toys to the club
3. Bring snacks if you are hungry during the club
4. NO singing unless the captain says so
   NOTE: Mercedes is the captain
5. First timers should always be comfy
6. HAVE FUN!

My favorite part is the note about who is the captain. Interesting that the whole list reflects a desire for connection with a clear presentation of her needs. She wants people to feel welcome and comfortable, to have a good time, and eat (that's always important to her), but no stinky music. yes, I couldn't agree more, my dear.

The Rules